“Iconoclasm” by Adrian Cole
Reviewed by Mike Wyant Jr.
Weirdbook #40 is loaded to the gills with twenty-four stories ranging from science-fiction to generic fantasy to modern historical fantasy. There’s a heavy lean in this collection toward Lovecraftian horror that I didn’t always appreciate. Many of these stories just seem to stop short of providing what I’d usually consider the requisite emotional punch of a successful piece and even more are so close to being really good that it’s almost depressing when they fall a hair short.
Some of this failing may be due to some rather glaring editing mistakes throughout. From missing capitalization in the From the Editor’s Tower note to complete missing phrases in several stories, the mistakes are rampant enough to draw a sigh and a muttered, “well, there’s another one.”
That said, there are stories in this collection that’re well worth the purchase. Case in point: out of the twenty-four pieces in this collection, I’ve added seven to my recommendation list.
“Iconoclasm” by Adrian Cole is an interesting psychological trip. Much like the title suggests, we follow the disillusioned Father of a local church as he goes through an intense supernatural crisis of faith. When a mysterious stranger arrives and challenges his view of God, our unnamed Father ends up stumbling into a series of events that end with him in the hospital and his church burned. Overall, it’s an interesting story. At times, the suspense is palpable and clinging and you find yourself reading rapidly to try and figure out just what is going on. While a typical trope in thrillers, I do find it interesting that the Father has very little impact on the story. It seems like he’s along for the ride with little to no control of the direction of things. In that respect, the story reads like an episode of The Twilight Zone… then again, that’s probably the point.
“Have a Crappy Halloween” by Franklyn Searight follows ten-year-old Robbie on his favorite holiday, Halloween. The story didn’t work entirely for me, in part due to some of the editing issues noted in the opening remarks. That said, I really wanted to love it. There seems to be an attempt to tell the story like a child would, with stream of consciousness switches in narrator focus and, in that, I’d say Searight succeeds. However, this storytelling style, combined with the looseness of the plot and the open-endedness of the conclusion, left me unfulfilled.
“Early Snow” by Samson Stormcrow Hayes is a pretty straightforward ghost-visits-person-after-death story. It’s not unpleasant, but it also doesn’t feel very inspired. That said, Hayes’s description and pacing is spot on; I just wish there was more to it.
In “The Dollhouse” by Glynn Owen Barrass, we get to know Concubine, a synthetic human on the run from an alien matriarch as she explores an old display town for other synthetic models. When she discovers a way to update the programming of all the synths in town, Concubine decides to enhance herself in a very literal way. Barrass really shines in his battle descriptions and I wish there was more of that. The ending of the story, like much of this anthology, is open-ended, though not unpleasant.
“Elle a Vu un Loup” by Loren Rhoads is a well-crafted Lovecraftian-style horror story. Just like some of the best Lovecraft, just as you start to get bored of the constant description, Rhoads hooks you again with a bit of mystery and drags you on.
“Bringing the Bodies Home” by Christian Riley tells the story of Otis as his plane carrying the infected bodies of eight soldiers crash lands in the middle of a galactic war. Riley masterfully crafts his world within a few short sentences while simultaneously hooking you into the fate of this rather distasteful pilot. My only concern may come from my read of the story: the plotting and pacing was such that I wrongly assumed this was a hardcore SF piece, but the ending clearly indicates horror. Honestly, this would make a fantastic first chapter in a future book (and I hope there is one!).
“Restored” by Marlane Quade Cook is a quick story about a vampiric painting. I’m unsure if this is another formatting issue or a style choice, but the story starts with a massive first paragraph that encompasses nearly half the story. The result threw me off despite some of the tight description in that paragraph. Overall, the highlight of the story for me was the ending since Cook has a knack for describing people in horrific pain.
“Nameless and Named” by David M. Hoenig digs into the Cthulhu mythos with this creepy tale. Much like other Lovecraftian horror, the story is written with lofty dialog and nearly purple prose, but it works for the overall tale. Altogether, it’s a pleasantly uncomfortable jaunt into one of the Great Old Ones’ temples.
“Playing A Starring Role” by Paul Lubaczewski falls victim to some of the editing issues of the issue. The opening starts off repetitive, with various grammar issues, and is riddled with tense shifts that made it hard to keep reading. One redeeming quality of the story comes in Lubaczewski’s dialog. It flows effortlessly and is used to define and round out each character in a way the description and story do not.
“And the Living is Easy” by Mike Chinn tells the story of Ash and Ama, two gods who, through some perversion of our sun, struggle through each day either confronting or avoiding its poisoned rays. I rather liked this story. The dialog between Ash and Ama was rich and full of character and each minute detail fit the overall narrative. Well worth a read.
“The Prague Relic” by Paul StJohn Mackintosh is a wonderful story with a realistic ending that I very much disliked (and isn’t a bad thing). Set primarily in World War II Prague, it follows the story of a trio of men set on finding an ancient relic, as the title suggests. I won’t spoil any more, but, suffice to say, the characters are magnificent, the magic is fantastic, the fight scenes are well-described, and the ending, as apt as it is, makes you want to throw the book with a howl. Well done, Mackintosh.
“The Circle” by Matt Sullivan is a wonderful (to use a word I feel would find a good place in this story) mindfuck. It starts as a basic fantasy getaway story with a, um, determined protagonist and ends with some multi-dimensional SF. Definitely a highlight in this issue.
“Sanctuary” by John Linwood Grant has the feel of an old tale told ’round the fire with a mug of ale and a grinning old storyteller. It details the events around a young woman fleeing the finmen—a race of mermen/mermaid-ish people—as she integrates into the community of Gorse Muttering. The almost blasé way most of the characters interact with the fantastic elements of the story are absolutely charming and hooked me over and over again. I think most of us are meant to relate deeply with Reverend Ralph, the latest transplant to the village, and I think it’s a device that works nicely in this modern fantasy tale.
“The Giving of Gifts” by Matt Neil Hill is, at its core, a story about caregiving. It digs into the stress and mental toll of caring for a dying loved one, while providing a tangible representation of the benefits. In this story our narrator, Richard, is caring for his catatonic brother, David. As the story progresses, we find that David somehow regurgitates small things for Richard—jewelry, drugs, and even old photographs. This conceit, while a bit unsavory, leads to a brilliant conclusion.
Jack Lothian successfully translates the horror of being lost and alone on the open seas in “The Santa Anna.” It starts with foreboding, sets the stakes high, then slowly and steadily tears you apart, just like the fog does here. Well done.
“The Dread Fishermen” by Kevin Henry is another Lovecraftian story for this issue. In this one Janet, with the help of an old salt, Noddy, tries to save her son’s soul from beasts in another dimension. While none of the Old Ones are called out by name, the descriptions throughout tie it into the mythos. Overall, it’s a pleasant read, though I didn’t feel the anxiety as much as I would’ve liked, especially since that seems to be Henry’s primary goal in this piece.
“Blind Vision” by Andrew Darlington is an interesting story. Darlington switches between first- and third-person and past/present tense throughout the story in a way that, I think, just works. The story itself begins as a believable romp through the Greek countryside and ends with a rather confusing deus ex machina. Despite that, Darlington’s use of metaphor and simile were pleasing and imaginative, making this worth a read.
“The Thirteenth Step” by William Tea has the feel of another Lovecraftian story… until it doesn’t. Our narrator, Jacob, heads home after his father’s death from the inexorable pull of his OCD, agoraphobic mother and, upon climbing the stairs, finds an extra step. This discovery starts a chain reaction that leads to an unexpected and wonderfully morose ending.
“This Godless Apprenticeship” by Clint Smith is written in an 18th century style, so it might not be as palatable to some as others written in a more contemporary style. That said, I have a soft spot for pieces like this and really enjoyed the lofty prose on top of a good old Victorian tale of terror. The ending is well done and, while heavily foreshadowed, unexpected. Great story.
“Waiting” by John W. Dennehy is a haunting story rooted in a tale about two boys left alone in a car while their mother goes into a bar. It has a very slow start and, honestly, I was confused where it was going until it all settled into place. The first half seemed too long, overall, but the ending landed well.
The story “Pouring Whiskey In My Soul” by Paul R. McNamee sets itself up in post-Independence America immediately following the Whiskey Rebellion. It’s interesting enough, with historically accurate depictions of characters and events, but the main plot—reanimated “zumbis” defeated by a surprisingly knowledgeable narrator—fell flat for me.
Okay. “True Blue” by Darrell Schweitzer is about sentient cars, overwhelmingly understanding and calm human beings, a finger bone in a trunk, and an incredibly strong marriage. It’s silly, weird, and funny. Inexplicably, I really enjoyed it.
“The Treadmill” by Rohit Sawant is a story I think anyone who has ever run on a treadmill can sympathize with. It’s good fun and worth reading so you can live vicariously through the narrator as he does something we’ve all wanted to do, but don’t expect a life-altering message here.
“The Veiled Isle” by W. D. Clifton is a fantasy story that reads like an evening of D&D. The main character is a hulking orc that can’t be beaten in battle, a beautiful temptress, and the helpless, yet still beautiful, slave. Some of the description is nice, but, if I’m to be honest, there’s not a lot here to like.
Mike Wyant, Jr. is an ex-IT guy who has finally committed to a writing life out in the Middle of Nowhere, New York.